I thought this was amusing.
By Piper Bayard
Everyone’s face freezes at forty-five.
Seriously. At forty-five, give or take a year or two, Frosty the Face Freezer breathes on us at an unpredictable instant, and the expression we are wearing on our face at that moment is frozen there. Forever.
This is great for people who laugh and smile on a regular basis no matter how Life has tried to eat them alive. Frosty catches them mid-mirth and leaves them with Frozen Happy Face. They are blessed with a reputation for kindness and wisdom throughout their old age. They get to be the Cool Old Farts that everyone goes to for advice and humor and fights to sit next to at the Thanksgiving table.
I can hear your question now. What happens if Frosty comes in to freeze my face when I’m frowning?
I’m sorry to be the one to break it to you, but…
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